Night owl.
I work night shift, so my schedule is a little different from most people's. I'm usually awake while the rest of the world sleeps, but I still make time for people I care about.
HERE'S TO FINDING SOMETHING REAL
Patrick's Official
Girlfriend
Application
Hi, I'm Patrick. I made this slightly ridiculous application to see if we might be each other's favorite person. The website is playful. The interest in finding someone genuine isn't.
* Possible side effects: laughing, getting food, and talking way too long.
A LITTLE ABOUT USNO. 001 / ♡
APPLICATION
FOR LOVE
FOR LOVE
HOPING FORA genuine connection
WITHPatrick
FIRST STEPGetting to know each other
yes, I really
made a website
for this
made a website
for this
THE GUY BEHIND THE QUESTIONNAIRE
Okay, but who's Patrick?
A little about the person potentially stealing your fries.
A LITTLE MORE ABOUT ME
Here's the guy behind the application.
Since I'm asking people to fill out an entire application, I figured putting a face to the name was only fair.
There’s a little more about me below — the schedule, the hobbies, where I’ve been, and where I’m hoping to go.
A few photos. A few facts. ♡
Certified hobby collector.
Music and audio preservation, vintage tech, photography, gaming, and creative projects. I’m always finding something new to learn or another idea to bring to life.
Coins and the stock market.
I collect coins, follow the stock market, and enjoy investing. I like learning about things that hold value and thinking about the bigger picture.
What I studied.
I graduated from South Charleston High School in 2017 and BridgeValley Community & Technical College in 2021, with an associate’s degree and a dual major in Cyber Security and Network Technologies.
Building on what I have.
I don't have every step of my future figured out. For now, I plan to keep living with my parents, and someday I hope to take over and build on what my family has created. I'd like to grow our wealth, invest, acquire more land, and eventually fund my entrepreneurial ideas — with the goal of helping future generations of my family, too.
Looking for something real.
I'm hoping for a wife who's also my best friend and teammate. Someone I can talk things out with, laugh with, enjoy the quiet moments with, and build a life alongside.
THE FINE PRINT
The requirements are pretty simple.
Honesty, kindness, and long-term compatibility matter most to me. Shared interests are a bonus, but being ourselves matters more.
✓ Be 18 or older
✓ Be kind and honest
✓ Have a sense of humor
✓ Be open to building something real
THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
Could this be our beginning?
A few real dealbreakers, lots of fun questions, and a shot at 100% off your first dinner date. One honest application, one genuine chance. ♡
We may have met before.
It looks like an application has already been started on this browser.
A browser cookie is not proof of identity. Someone using a shared device may see a saved score if they enter the same name. Original submitted answers are visible only to Patrick.
Different paths, no hard feelings.
This is about one person's dating preferences, not your worth as a person. Thanks for taking the time to be here. ♡
This application has concluded.
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You made it, applicant!
100/100COMPATIBILITY SCORE
YOUR POTENTIAL FIRST-DATE DINNER DISCOUNT100% OFF
Subject to Patrick's review and mutual interest.
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OFFICIAL APPLICATION DOCUMENT · PDFDISPLAY ONLY
This PDF contains your answers in a fixed, non-fillable layout. It is not digitally signed and cannot guarantee protection against advanced editing.
PDF downloads are optional and are for your own records. Submitting above is how Patrick receives your application.
This playful form is not a contract. Any date or dinner offer depends on mutual interest, Patrick's final approval, and an agreed budget. Your private answers are retained until deleted under Patrick's retention practices.
Made with a questionable amount of dedication — Patrick